NFTW
By
Paul Klemperer
So
I was driving by the megachurch in my neighborhood and the
giant cross-shaped electronic marquee flashed an ad in huge,
glowing red letters (Why red? I always ask myself: so lurid,
so venal, so naughty!) announcing that MISS AMERICA would
be appearing at OUR CHURCH. Okay, I thought, trying
not to veer into oncoming traffic, this is just another one
of those quirky juxtapositions of different realities that
happens all the time in America. After all, that's what
makes our country great, right? A nation where a B-movie
actor can grow up to be president, where Hollywood health
clubs teach classes in pole-dancing, and the best-rated TV
shows feature celebrities eating buckets of live maggots.
Simply put, we live in a culture that thrives on entertainment.
Which
got me thinking… Why are our most celebrated cultural
products so visceral, so anti-intellectual? We make
generals and millionaires our presidents, not poets or scientists.
Why are generals and millionaires more appealing? Are
they smarter? Doubtful. Better able to view the
whole picture? Nope. Sexier? Hmmm.
Now we're onto something. It's no secret that sex sells
(in fact sex sells pretty much everything these days), but
what makes something sexy? To dig deeper into that question,
we open the door to fetishism.
Now
we don't have to get overly Freudian, but there are some basic
ideas which come our way via anthropology. The term
"fetish" is generally understood to mean an object
believed to have magical powers. Every culture has its
fetish objects, from rabbit feet to crucifixes to football
jerseys. No big revelation there. But the more
current (and murky) meaning of "fetish" is an object
invested with sexual powers. The magical power becomes
sexual energy. You got your shoe fetish, of course,
and your underwear fetish; tame stuff by today's standards,
but back in the 1950s and 60s they were considered pretty
kinky. Nowadays, thanks to mass media marketing, it's
hard to think of an object that hasn't been fetishized.
My latest bete noire of advertising is the Hummer ad: they
are pimping civilian Hummers in sexy colors like canary yellow
and cobalt blue, with sexy models driving them. I guess
a Hummer can be sexy, in the same way a tank, a scud missile,
or a death star can be sexy. Sure, why not? Think
BIG!
But
this raises a simple question: Isn't a sexual fetish
supposed to be an actual object, which you actually need in
order to satisfy your actual desires? It's hard to fit
a Hummer into your bedroom. Expensive too. I suppose
Arnold Schwarzenegger can do it, but for the rest of us we
must rely on our imaginations. So we must distinguish
between actual fetishes and virtual fetishes. When we
think in these terms we can see that much of our daily life
is filled with virtual fetishes. The term "virtual
reality" describes more than just computer simulations.
How much of your daily life involves perceiving and thinking
of things which aren't physically there, and yet which evoke
an emotional/sexual response?
Want
an example? Okay, all the carnivores out there raise
your hand. Most of us get enough to eat, here in the
land of plenty. Yet we are bombarded by food ads, especially
meat ads. Juicy steaks, plump hamburgers, crispy fried
chicken! Mmmm… are you salivating yet? My
point is that it's not just when we are hungry that these
food objects stimulate our pleasure centers: The food
itself has been fetishized. We get stimulated by the
mere picture of a big mac, just as we get stimulated by a
picture of a Playboy model (or a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio,
whatever). So a fetish can be the object itself, or
simply a representation of the object. If a hamburger
makes you horny, a picture of a hamburger may do so as well.
It's a double fetish: the fetish itself, and an image of the
fetish. What a wacky world.
Meanwhile
Miss America is appearing at the megachurch. How does
this all fit together? Well, if we weren't such a fetish-driven
culture, we wouldn't be affected by all these roving icons
and the media engines that promote them. Miss America,
Hummers, even Big Macs would affect us less than the squawking
of the grackles in the trees overhead. But these cultural
icons do resonate with our inner needs, so we pay attention
to them. We imbue them with fetishistic power, believing
at some level that they will magically make us happy.
We aren't totally nuts, of course, so we tuck that fetishistic
belief in magic into a back corner of our psyches, and cover
it with the label "entertainment," which makes it
safe. Thus, all these icons dancing around on our cultural
stage are merely different forms of entertainment. When
they are doubly fetishized, reduced to glossy photos or visual
bursts on TV, they further distract and entertain us without
opening the door of the libido too wide.
But
this safe form of fetishism does a disservice to entertainment.
It turns things like music, dance and drama into recreational
activities, not life-changing experiences. In times
past, people could be moved to tears by a poem, could fall
in love with a singing voice. Nowadays, if you become
so emotionally involved with art (and you're old enough to
buy cigarettes) you must be a Trekker, a stalker, have a prescription
for the latest mood-stabilizing pharmaceutical, or all of
the above.
Since
Miss America is a "safe" sexual icon, she can be
allowed in church. Her fetishistic attributes will draw
parishioners like flies to shitake mushrooms dipped in honey,
but will not unduly disrupt the judeo-christian moral balancing
act. Contrast this, for example, with the fetishistic
qualities of Britney Spears, whose move towards soft-core
status in recent years makes her an unsafe icon. What
makes a sexual icon safe? I suppose the main thing is
that the icon projects a simplified version of sexuality.
Miss America is supposed to project traditional American values--apple
pie, the girl next door, middle class innocence. To
preserve this idealized sexuality, the icon is rendered anti-intellectual,
not in a "dumb blonde" sense, but in the sense that
one is meant to idolize the object without thinking about
it too much, without attaching ideas to it which could make
it ambiguous in meaning. The controversy surrounding
Miss America, first brought to the table by the women's liberation
movement in the 1960s, was precisely about the meaning of
Miss America as a cultural icon.
Cultural
icons become ambiguous when too many conflicting ideas are
associated with them. Rock Hudson was a sex symbol of
the 1960s. Michael Jackson was a sex symbol of the 1980s.
Their status as icons with fetishistic power became lost as
the realities of their lives got in the way, and conflicting
meanings became associated with them. The media industry
expends vast amounts of time and money trying to turn people
and products into icons with fetishistic powers. Hence
the Hummer. The recent brouhaha over whether SUVs contribute
to terrorism because they guzzle gas is on one level an ideological
fight over the iconic meaning of the SUV, and its barbarian
king the Hummer.
Some
icons increase in fetishistic power precisely because they
accrue conflicting meanings. For example, what has given
Madonna such longevity as an icon? Her musical and acting
talent? Methinks not. Rather it's because all
the different phases of her showbiz projections add to her
image, from streetpunk virgin to s&m diva. Perhaps
her greatest talent has been her ability to stitch together
fetishistic aspects of American sexuality into her public
persona. She has withstood repeated attempts to deconstruct,
redefine and explain her. She's just Madonna.
Finally,
how do these ideas of fetishism in entertainment relate to
the music industry? We can see obvious examples in the
molding of pop stars, but I think there are ways to apply
this analysis to the music itself, to the construction of
musical styles and particular hit songs. I welcome any
feedback/ideas on the subject and I'll delve into it further
next month. In the meantime, keep your fetish dry.
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